In retaliation, Oprah Winfrey has banned Celine Dion from ever appearing on her show.

@Steve U: "Hope you have a big trunk, cuz I'm gonna put my bike in it."

Jamere Holland thinks that's some weak ass shit. Nevermind that he Tweeted that from Texaco pump 5.

@AzureTexan: and because it tasted of arsenic

The only reason AI was in Charlotte was because if he wanted his rap album to be released, Dupri told him he had to sleep with Da Brat.

Last Night's Winner: Jay Leno

ANSWER: Erin Andrews and Pam Anderson

@AzureTexan: You forgot cornering the market on mail order brides.

How bout the first QB that doesn't throw a crippling INT to Tracy Porter wins.

And the Bad Timing award goes to Fabio Capello for announcing after the game that Shawcross is part of the England squad for their next friendly.

All of a sudden, Jenna Jameson has an urge to take up ice dancing.

I believe the punishment for saying the F-word on air is you have to be Dana Jacobson's designated driver.

@Drew Magary: "That's chickenshit."

So how many of those girls were immediately signed and shipped off the Maple Leafs minor league affiliates?

Tebow won't work at the combine. Instead, he'll show the draft experts a tape of all of Jake Delhomme's INT's and at the end, the words "If he's still playing, I know I have a shot".

Carrie & Kyle

The only way Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum sells out now is when they hold their annual "I've Been Assaulted By Tom Cable" seminars.

He's just recouping all the money he lost while buying the Chicago Sun-Times to read Mariotti's columns.

Lou doesn't know about a lot of new things. Twitter, Myspace, a reliable closer, etc....

Are these supposed to be team previews or the MLB version of "Why Your Team Sucks"?