@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: We should all commend his bravery in deciding not to choke a bitch.

Who needs a LCD flatscreen when you can just stream the Olympics right off of Ebersol's ginormous forehead.

"Nice to see that NBC handles their Winter Olympic coverage as smooth as they handled my old job". - Conan O'Brien

@ArkansasFred: So that's why the [Cash4Gold.com] website was "temporarily unavailable"

I hit the "Boss" button, but all I saw was Bruce Springsteen's crotch coming full speed towards a low-lying camera.

Wisconsin fans should be glad to hear that Brian Butch is underachieving somewhere other than Madison.

#11: From the "More Wrinkles Than John Wooden" category

@Jefferson Tardship: +1 Superman Lover

How can we call ourselves Deadspin commenters and none of us have made lewd references to the name Dick Button?

This just more fuel for Reilly on his Canada rant. Now, if only someone would pour said fuel over his body and set him ablaze....

Between Reilly & Simmons, there's enough ammo for Terrence & Phillip to start another war with America.

That's just D-Wade wondering where's Michael Beasley with the weed and alcohol.

Counting down to the wrongful death lawsuit as we speak.

I'm sure Cowherd has also thought about "unloading" on Beadle, too.

This is the type of shit that Stu just rolls his eye at.

England 8/1

Well, now, West Virginia's choke job in full swing.

If Candy is a Cowboy fan, how long until she starts dating Tony Romo?

After that display of behavior, Damuth is now considered the top candidate for the Nets job.

I would say the wheels of justice turn slowly in Mississippi, but most people there don't know that the wheel exists.