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Mr. Moustache
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sooo, to protect the sanctity of the constitution, he wants to make a bunch of amendments to the constitution? That is so telling of what we already know: It’s not really about ethics in constitutional maintenance, it’s about all these yahoos equating guns with their cocks, and worrying that if Jim-Bob gets a bigger

Case in point:

I hate it when my toy war-planes play the prayers of those that are being killed with the real war-planes; it humanizes them Mooslims and makes me uncomfortable.

This poll doesn’t need to add up to 100 since it is measuring two different sets: 46% of men are behind Trump, whereas only 30% of women are. If anything it would add up to 200 if you factor in the 54% of men and 70% of women who are not Trump supporters.

Here in the Seattle area, the mountains are getting some snow. We’ll actually have a ski season this year, unlike last.

Squant and fascism.

DARN IT! It’s probably because I was emasculated by our all-women upper management team.

Oh noooooooooooo! I’m a male receptionist; am I going to catch The Gay? I’ve been at this job almost 9 years now? IS IT TOO LATE?

A lot of people keep super glue in their purse or glove compartment, in case of a cracked or torn fingernail.

Regarding the wooden cutting boards, I recall a study around 12 years ago or so that showed that the tannins in wooden cutting boards also help keep the bacteria numbers down.

If convicted, this guy will definitely not be allowed to be a future nurse, thank goodness.

Anyone can walk into any hardware store and buy at least three types of acid I can think of of the top of my head, or lye, an equally strong alkaloid, yet acid attacks aren’t common in The U.S. Not sure why.

US employment law:

oh, crusty butt-hairs are def a thing

In third grad a classmate moved away from our tiny, rural school to the “big” city and when she came visiting the next summer introduced us to “dick-smack”

Looking forward to MiltonBerlesCock’s comment: probably knows all about milt.

Probably a “Reborn” enthusiast: