NEither is totally wrong.

It’s simple: when the human staff prove incompetent, they are replaced with lizard people. Duh.

It’s simple: when the human staff prove incompetent, they are replaced with lizard people. Duh.

Interesting. My boat came with an old emergency kit that included a flashlight with a supposedly infinite shelf-life. You just had to add water to it to activate the battery. The packaging said it could be fresh or salt water, or even sugary carbonated beverages, such as cola, and even urine. That seems much more…

Yup, that’s the best way IMO. Learned it working in restaurants. But why soak up the grease? I pour it off into a jar we keep in the refrigerator and use it for other things!

Oh yeah; I love how the driver’s seat will get all wet when it’s raining.

For anyone interested: I looked up Revelations 22:18 and the general consensus is that it says that one shouldn’t alter the MEANING of the text or mis-interpret it deliberately to fit one’s own agenda. (Hmmmm.) The most radical, literalist interpretation is that one should not in any way alter the text; but that…

That’s a great story! Required reading at my high-school.

So a quick Google search turned this up:

What’s the flight time and recharge time?

I honestly don’t know how you deal with this. At first I found the comments amusing, but as the list kept going on and on, my misanthropy grew so great, it crushed my heart into a little charcoal briquette. I have a hard enough time liking humans anyway, but a certain degree of self-delusion at least allows me to…

I had a suspicion (now confirmed by Google) that “waterhead” is a derogatory term for a hydrocepahalic.

I’m thinking of having a t-shirt made for myself.that says “Dumb Liberal Cunt”

My parent were having a BBQ and a bunch of us 5-6 year-olds were playing in the back yard. (BBQ was in front yard) One of the girls suddenly has to poop and just drops trou and lays this huge 6-inch long, 2-inch thick turd on the lawn. All the rest of us were standing around staring at it both in awe, and in dismay…

I’m actually wondering if you were a friend of my sister’s in grade-school, and she claimed HER stick was for me. She was incredibly public-toilet phobic, and would only poop at home. Consequently, her turds were these huge, impacted things, bigger than baseballs that would clog the toilet so we kept a long piece of…

Thanks, i didn’t know!

Am I the only one that cringed at his usage of“females?”

Not sure if this qualifies as scary, but it’s definitely weird:

Woah...I think I know this house and its occupants personally. Would this happen to be in Oregon?

Even more spot-on: Original Star Trek’s “The Naked Time”