NEither is totally wrong.

It’s simple: when the human staff prove incompetent, they are replaced with lizard people. Duh.

It’s simple: when the human staff prove incompetent, they are replaced with lizard people. Duh.

Oh yeah; I love how the driver’s seat will get all wet when it’s raining.

For anyone interested: I looked up Revelations 22:18 and the general consensus is that it says that one shouldn’t alter the MEANING of the text or mis-interpret it deliberately to fit one’s own agenda. (Hmmmm.) The most radical, literalist interpretation is that one should not in any way alter the text; but that…

That’s a great story! Required reading at my high-school.

So a quick Google search turned this up:

I honestly don’t know how you deal with this. At first I found the comments amusing, but as the list kept going on and on, my misanthropy grew so great, it crushed my heart into a little charcoal briquette. I have a hard enough time liking humans anyway, but a certain degree of self-delusion at least allows me to…

I had a suspicion (now confirmed by Google) that “waterhead” is a derogatory term for a hydrocepahalic.

I’m thinking of having a t-shirt made for myself.that says “Dumb Liberal Cunt”

My parent were having a BBQ and a bunch of us 5-6 year-olds were playing in the back yard. (BBQ was in front yard) One of the girls suddenly has to poop and just drops trou and lays this huge 6-inch long, 2-inch thick turd on the lawn. All the rest of us were standing around staring at it both in awe, and in dismay…

I’m actually wondering if you were a friend of my sister’s in grade-school, and she claimed HER stick was for me. She was incredibly public-toilet phobic, and would only poop at home. Consequently, her turds were these huge, impacted things, bigger than baseballs that would clog the toilet so we kept a long piece of…

Thanks, i didn’t know!

Am I the only one that cringed at his usage of“females?”

Not sure if this qualifies as scary, but it’s definitely weird:

Woah...I think I know this house and its occupants personally. Would this happen to be in Oregon?

I swear this happened when my sister and I ate a whole box of Strawberry Shortcake cereal (named for the popular doll/fabric print of the mid 70's, ) but even at approximately 7 and 8 years old we knew why it happened. We thought it was funny.

in my neck of the woods: http://www.king5.com/news/local/viewer-video-creepy-clown-sighting-in-lynnwood/328672770

We did this too! Especially remember a time in highschool at at party, all of us drunk, someone had idea to do the roller coaster road. 8 of us literally piled into car, drove 14 miles to the road, did several runs, then drove back.

In junior high, friends dad out of town. Friend and I raided liquor cabinet, got drunk, then shot up a bunch of mason jars in back yard with his dads shotgun.