Welp, that’s it guys. America over. Everyone go home.

Hey Orlove, give me credit for my work. Thanks

I feel like she’s not. It’s like a Gawker writer got posted over here by mistake.

Exactly, that's why this article comes across as slightly pointless. He's not trying to start an ambitious web series like David Mitchell's Soap Box or anything like that. He's simply joking about being unemployed, entertaining himself and his fans by uploading the occasional video. Talking about 'building his…

Looks a lot like Out of Sight, maybe the devs got inspired by it?

Ha! Timmy most certainly did fall down the well.

I had 3 Legends over they years. I used to work for Acura as a tech and would buy all the blown up ones from customers. My last one was a GS 6spd sedan on mint shape. No one wanted to buy it because it had 220k on the odometer and I was the second owner. I actually serviced that same car for about 5 years straight. I…

Since the road has guardrails more or less all the way up, they will let those without the traditional hill climb license requirements run. All you have to do is join the SCCA, sign up for the event, and then attend a novice driver's meeting the Friday night prior to the event. Once you compete in, if I recall…

Someone makes a bolt-in rollbar for most any car and you can get a novice license online.

if you drive fast enough, you don't need a computer to tell you that pedestrians are just a blur. :)

Wow. Jalopnik must have put MINUTES of research into this article!

THAT's it. Looks like the very same one, in fact.

No one seems to want the VANOS, VVL, or MiVEC.

These posts need to stop. Some of us poor people need to buy these future classics and if you keep telling everyone about them then they are going to be too expensive for us to afford.

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