I can already tell 2020 is going to be a tight race

Hmm...the casual racists are at odds with the hardcore racists. Since I don’t have a dog in that race, I’m going with Giant Meteor hitting wherever they happen to be.

I can attest to this. I joined one with a “class room theme” to teach “sexting”. The teacher asked me to bend over because I was sporting the sexy Ana skin. So I put all those fuckers to sleep then left

WRONG! Everyone knows that the only proper way to eat a mango is leaning awkwardly over the kitchen sink while the juice gets your hands and chin all sticky.