No it’s not. It’s not censorship until the government steps in and says change it or face criminal charges. This never happened. The same way an Avengers film makes cuts to an R to hit the PG-13 rating, Platinum releases an edit that satisfies the regional qwirks. That’s not censorship because the FCC didn’t step in…

A photo of a dirty street puddle. How far the mighty have fallen. Just kidding. You didn’t have far to fall.

This one, of course, is probably the hardest. Of course.

Ashcraft. It’s not censored. One is the version what Platinum perhaps wanted to make, and the other a cut version they knew they had to make for a Japan that is squeamish about claret. That’s not censorship, it’s called business. You’ve been living in Japan a long time. How about some insight on Japan’s archaic and…

Panorama.

All I need now is an adult-sized swingset and an adult-sized tree fort.

This public service announcement has been brought to you by the Council of Painfully Obvious.

Further details are scant, but expect more to be forthcoming, including gameplay info.

Gita. Get outside.

Ashcraft, mate. What you lelft out apart from 50 retweets is that the Nagasaki Lantern Festival is a very, very modern cash grab created by JR Kyushu to get butts on trains in the slow, cold month of February. Had you ever visited yourself, you would know the Lantern Festival is literally three blocks of cheap lantern…

Not one. Not two. But three.

Relax with the exclamation marks.

It takes two people to repost a year old post?

Thanks for a 4 year old reposting. Twitter slow today Brian?

So it’s not really working then is it? Can we stop all the working nonsense and call the things what they really are? A thing that spins, a thing that chirps or a thing that blinks. None of these are working. Show me a gun that kills people with dubstep then we’ll talk.

Already one of these in Hakata. Been there for a while. Not news. Have a run.

Can we please put a moratorium on using damn as an adjective for goddamn everything?

Of Course, The Oscars Ignored the Biggest Anime Ever.

2017's first great video game? This game came out the same month as Bloodborne.

Did you completely miss the good music from your youth? Must have been a Bon Jovi and Back Street Boys fan back then. Look, we all grew up on The Jam, The Smiths, The Kinks and others you’ve been heavy on recently, but we don’t bang on about it today. Nothing more annoying than someone who just discovered The Smiths…