I have one too.

I have one too.

Going to a dealership and tooling around doesn’t count.

LOL, lol rofl

You’ve driven several, you’re an expert, we get it.

You need better brakes than the already massive Brembos for your daily commute? Wow what are you doing?

Subarus aren’t “pretty”. 

Gotta pay to play.

Why are you complaining then?

Buy one and go stage 2. Seems like a poor excuse for not buying one.

That’s like WRX prices....

I’ve bought 2 for 150 bucks at Best Buy.  Why is 250 bucks at apple special?

I guess if your employer short changed you a couple hundred you’d say ehhh close enough.

He would get to the party because his 850 wouldn’t start

It feels like the wheels are backwards, instead of saw blades, they should be more like pinwheels.

No I’m not, look at a map.

It’s down a completely different highway.

Breckenridge really isn’t near I70 but hey why fact check.

there aren’t 40 car pile ups everyday is what I’m saying.

To operate a 4000lb vehicle requires an ounce of rationality.