That’s what I’m wondering, too. Does Venom just now have webbing, or any sort of bond with Spider-Man? I guess other than the webs and the sticking to walls (oh, and Spidey sense/Spidey sense cancellation) he doesn’t have any powers that are Spider-themed, but if hVenom doesn’t tie in to Spider-Man he’s basically…

came here to say the exact same thing. Dude’s supposed to be a king, not a damnable  fratboy.

Not exactly what you wished for but funny nevertheless

Someone needs to create a spreadsheet.

Frankly, I actually agree with this. Giving her a WC would solely be for promotional purposes, so shouldn’t we celebrate this as keeping integrity to the game?

That just looks... awful. It looks like what you’d expect to see if someone paid Universal to make DC’s cinematic universe seem remotely watchable. Russell Crowe, drop this shit and go make The Nice Guys 2

If only David Beckham had married some sort of... spice-having woman.

If only they would have used innuendo, then it would have been perfectly fine, right? Cause that’s what James Bond has been doing for fifty years.

Also not fifteen minutes before there were dozens of head explosions. Not a peep about that. No, sex is evil

um, all that whacking of soda bottles at the end, I’m pretty sure the desired effect was to effortlessly slice the bottles in half, not whack them and have soda squirting out the caps...

“Imagine you’re a deer. You’re prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water. BAM! A fuckin’ bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask you: Would you give a fuck what kind of pants…

What could have been.

Bra-FUCKING-VO, madam! Your understated brilliance never fails to make me wish I made your joke.

#micdrop

You just made my whole day.

It’s a Turdis?

The costuming really was terrible. Great show, but that did stand out. The random rips in the 97%er clothing were just bizarre - didn’t they know how to sew?

Reading around it sounds like the show’s 8 episodes were made on a budget of less than 3 million USD.

I wouldn’t be so sure. If we’re talking about the recent Revis coverage, really anyone could be behind it.

This breakdown makes a lot of sense (out of nonsense)