Not exactly what you wished for but funny nevertheless

Someone needs to create a spreadsheet.

Frankly, I actually agree with this. Giving her a WC would solely be for promotional purposes, so shouldn’t we celebrate this as keeping integrity to the game?

If only David Beckham had married some sort of... spice-having woman.

Bra-FUCKING-VO, madam! Your understated brilliance never fails to make me wish I made your joke.

#micdrop

You just made my whole day.

It’s a Turdis?

I wouldn’t be so sure. If we’re talking about the recent Revis coverage, really anyone could be behind it.

This breakdown makes a lot of sense (out of nonsense)

Fortunately, most Clevelanders will tolerate a Coleman that doesn’t close right.

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

Hero’s a great name (whether it’s a Shakespeare reference OR a “Y the Last Man” reference)!

Has anyone considered just asking the Warriors to chill the fuck out?

After watching this GIF, it’s easy to conclude that Rich Old Guy Performatively Dressed In Casual Wear is your typical square who went and crapped all over what could have been a cool moment with his supreme awkwardness.

I don’t know, that looks pretty good by Kobe’s standards. He hit at least one out of five there.

Exactly. He has issues (I’m pretty sure he has one specifically-oriented issue) but this breakup is all on her. His stance is well-known and clearly non-negotiable.

Actually, the way southern closets are constructed is, be super conservative, get married and have kids and never, ever admit what is as obvious as a fabulous sweater.

Cammies and high vis is such an awesome combination. So let's get this straight: do you want to be seen or not?

Except he’s not Fix-it Felix; he and his family are Wreck-it Ralphs.