Well look at you, all Chopped Champion and whatnot. Congrats, sir!

Watching your episode right now.

I dunno ... who besides Ferrell from SNL can even begin to put their resume up for comparison? Are they, especially David "I miss Chris Farley" Spade in any position to throw stones?

I am a pulp lover in a family of no-pulp drinkers. Guess who loses. And on top of that, they get the god-awful vitamin-infused one so the juice has that sharp taste at the end. I'm not saying I approve of family-annihilators but I kind of get it.

this.