"Off to the game, Mrs. Sterling?"

Am I the only one who feels this is a bit of a manufactured crisis? Sterling's views are not new, but talk of boycotting a playoff game, a coach not returning to LA, and other responses seem a little dramatic. Apparently everyone who has played for Sterling knew this about him, and his comments also hit the media…

"An old bag's strange, pathetic journey from denial to acceptance."

"I believe the media is backwards racsits"
I...I...I couldn't go on. This was too good.

Shut the fuck up limp dick.

WTF why does malaria need it's own day? Fucking Hallmark and their made-up holidays.

"If you have any information about these four runners, email tips@deadspin.com."

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There couldn't have been that many runners sponsored by the Heartbleed Virus...

Duh, just find the only marathoners who actually WON'T talk about it.

Exactly. Who were the victims here? Why should I care? Who gives a f*** if a bunch of insufferable marathoners are salty that they shelled out hundreds of self-satisfaction dollars and these people didn't? This post made very little sense.

That smirk comes from the satisfaction of knowing you're committing the perfect crime.

and hobbling?

the non-running thighs?

"I thought it might be a little broad." Um, Jon? The term is "woman". Sexist.

Inflammable means flammable!? What a country!

Deadspin on joke a get I time first the for. Proud so.

I can't decide whether this is awesome or all kinds of blasphemy.