What happened to the good old days of a month ago when Hip Hop artists were threatening to kill former rap moguls at games? I weep for the future.

Random Simpsons Joke #1You fail English? That's unpossible.

Looks like Illinois University!

Ticket Taker: Jesus, do you have a ticket?

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Don't let him turn his virtual back on you S&C! Kick his virtual ass!

He then went up to the cashier and asked for a porno magazine, large box of condoms, bottle of Old Harper, a couple of panty shields, some illegal fireworks and a disposal enema.

Pete Rose sat across the street from the stadium selling Charlie Nothing But Lack Of Hustle autographed baseballs.

Hey Deadspin,

Here be cannibals.

T.O., T.O., T.O.!