Fake Landau tops, gold emblems and chrome lining. Like this:
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Whoopie a Zeppelin!
...and you lean over to said dick-woman and whisper in her ear, “nice price.”
I hate this National Hat Day bullshit. I’m going dancing instead. You can come too if you want to. But don’t bring your friends. They don’t dance, so they’re no friends of mine.
Damn, now how is she gonna drive Jimmy Fallon around?
The Porsche speaker costs $127,337 after you add all the options including a sticker instead of a metal emblem ($500), the “Porsche Candy Apple Red” color ($2433) and the manual Bluetooth connection rather than automatic ($12,378), an option expected to have a very low take rate.
Aren’t the host programmed to do whatever the guest wants? I’d imagine there has to be some skat fans in the bunch.
Maybe it’s just me...but WTF has Jordan done to earn this? His shoes are made in sweatshops, he was psychopathically competitive to the point of cheating his teammates on bets and he owns an NBA team...how does this qualify him for the highest civilian honour in the US? This shit is just as stupid as knighting actors.
Gonna pickup your Canadian girlfriend before you go?
Wouldn’t that be Jesús installed the wheels?
works so well at Jezebel that Denton fired CA Pinkham.
Technically he’s already named it Eqdgdpfajsf, but that was just for the customs papers.
Matthew 1:21
Coach Bielema was a little excited about the victory...
Remember that post about cars you want to punch in the face...
Mike Mulligan was PISSED, too.
Quit trying to intellectualize it and just wear your stupid Racheal Dolezal costume to your dumbfuck Applebee’s work party or whatever.
