you just need to prioritize. Little kids, one or two handfuls. Older kids and kids with no costumes, one or two pieces.

These comments would make him furious if he could read them.

Hammond vapes? Dammit, Hamster! No! No! No! NO!

Here, I was holding up Floyd as an example to my children.

Go to a childrens hospital and offer kids rides in a three-wheeled-AutoBot/Batmobile.

It was the Feds, not the boos.

Here’s your <wanking motion> + 1

The Giants might not be on the hook, but it sounds like Jason Pierre Paul will be very soon.

They have doctors for that sort of thing.

Turbo Beetle
Because the first Porsche is still the best. (unless you count the tanks but we’re just gonna forget that part of history for a second here.)

It’s green, it has no hood, it will kill you.
None of these things matter.

All it needs is the Jazz livery from Transformers G1.

I think he should have to play the first 4 games with a ball COMPLETELY deflated... Like ur dad makin u smoke the whole pack when he catches you smoking cigs! Ha!

Caterham-built Lotus Super 7. buy it now for $25K. Done.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.