How about you give me the classic wooden wheel and a non-shitty interface for my phone?

Taft literally got stuck in a bath tub.

Cows don’t poo steaks? What have I been eating?!?

Only needs A/C Charged...then why didn’t you do it?

‘Ran when parked’

So something like this?

The girl is from the 90's

All those and no type 34's?

I was really looking forward to making a wankle joke.

Well this should make things easy for Skay

Glue you say? Must be be hanging out with last years losers.

Would be cool if they made this into a show/game hybrid similar to what they have done with Kong: King of the Apes. If you’re not familiar its a Netflix show with a choose your own adventure element to it. Come to think of it, reminds me of some Sega CD games, but slightly less crappy.

I’d like to give her a virus.

How long before each stage gets a sponsor?

That would go against the traditions of NASCAR that dates all the way back to bootleggers eluding the law by driving in circles.

On the police making problems go away for coaches- Bobby Petrino called his traveling state trooper before anyone else after the motorcycle wreck.

A number of mainstream scientists, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, and some conservation groups—including the World Wildlife Fund —support regulated trophy hunting. Supporters say regulated hunts raise much-needed money for conservation and help manage populations, since game officials typically try to make …

That’s the rare Porsche license plate delete option. $8,750.

Speed holes!