Actually it is you, my friend, with whom a thing is wrong.

If you order takeout in terrible conditions, you are a garbage person. End of story.

“Hi. I’m Sarah McLachlan. Will you be an angel for a helpless Browns fan? Everyday innocent Browns fans are abused and neglected, and they’re crying out for help. Please, call the number on your screen. For just $18 a month, you can help rescue these animals from their abusers.”

I would like to know more.

This is great Monday Kinja

I guess Aqib Talib can join Peyton Manning and Jason Pierre Paul on the list of athletes who have no idea what the ends of their fingers are doing.

Not sure if trolling, or just retarded.

Jesus, man.

As a neutral observer, let me say fuck anyone that spells Greg with a third g.

You’re not going to get any responses dude. No one in Philly can afford the internet.

This is great kinja.

Is doesn’t take a bird lover to know that the Jayhawk is closely related to the Swallow.

The team is now claiming it was an indirect attempt to honor the Native American tradition of bartering.

It seems like you’re burying the lede here. Is Snyderland so dysfunctional that accusing your husband of having an affair on social media is par for the course?

That was a (poor) joke about #5 throwing up in the Super Bowl.

Well, it was an Eagles jersey.

You know who else lost a family feud? Odin Lloyd.