Screw with the bull...

People with an actual understanding of cats:

“Sweet, Peyton’s on his way out the door. It’s my time to shine!”

“Can you take a 10 million dollar pay cut?” “Hell no.” “Ahem (blows pitch pipe, sings tune to insurance jingle) ♪ TAKE THIS FUCKING PAY CUT NOW ♪ “

I concur.

Hal McRae.

Why’s there even a fight?

Assuming you’re also from Michigan, I always made fun of him for kind of looking like Sloth from the Goonies. Then I felt kinda bad when he lost his eye.

Wither Ken Cosgrove?

Our local weatherman has a glass eye (he lost the real one last summer in a hilarious fireworks accident) and esp with the glasses it’s infinitely easier to look past it. Unless you’re Snake Plissken or the one dude from Harvey Birdman, an eyepatch will make you feel like the idiot you are.

Refills.

It speaks volumes when the eye patch is only the third dumbest tattoo on one’s head/face.

I asked him today if he was a Beatles fan, and he replied that he heard they were good and intended to give them a listen in the future, adding that he really liked their song “Hotel California.”

Can’t take your flag list very seriously, since you’re missing the only national flag with a straight up AK 47 on it: Mozambique.

Who wants a smugstache ride?

What is because of that mustache?

Might want to investigate what that whooshing noise was.

Using Stephen A. Smith as a source to defend your argument is usually a sign that you’ve chosen a peculiar hill to die on.