That old man backed the fuck right through that garage door.

The tiniest violin isn’t small enough...

good

Thank you for making me feel ancient

I just wish they would stop letting ESPN broadcast races. The coverage is terrible. I love Alan Bestwick in the booth doing play-by-play but Eddie Cheever and Scott Goodyear are the worst when it comes to color commentary. Then to top it off they tried to do the split screen with WAGs and racing. Umm no. I didn’t…

I don’t think thats a lawnmower....

Bear, Bear Fucker, Do you need assistance?

http://www.ismasupers.com/

NASCAR Whelen Modified Tour. They do a good job selling tickets, but you can only find maybe 2 or 3 races a year on TV (and they’re usually not the best ones). Consistently some of the best short track racing there is.

Super GT. Where a CR-Z is cool, a Prius is even cooler, the NSX is real and the racing is stuff unlike any other.

For everyone: a Dallara suspension part breaking is not an aero kit issue.

Rick Mears in ‘92, for context:

At least it wasn’t a picture of some guy’s underpants...

Hit this article out of the park, Nicole.

Damn right. My grandmother would not put up with this bullshit. If one of us kids acted a fool at the table, we got told to leave it. Her philosophy was “they’ll eat when they’re hungry enough.” No special dishes, no special way it's made. You eat what she cooked or go to bed hungry.

That solved your problem? Really?
“Well then how come you’re allowed to not eat gross things and I’m not?”
“Because I’m an adult and when you’re an adult you get to make those decisions for yourself, but right now you’re still a kid and kids have to do what their parents say because they know what’s best for them.”
That’s…

[Lada built a car called the Tarzan in the ‘90s. It was a Samara with AWD from a Niva. Photo: Lada]