Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

This is required, obviously.

COTD

When David Tracy offers to buy it.

What about cars of THIS caliber?:

Fail Rated.

Back in 2012, I went to a self service junkyard with my dad. On the lot was a Pontiac Aztek. I then made the comment “even in the junkyard, it’s still an eyesore.” 

...and that was something that I didn’t know and I’m upset now. 

CP, for the same money I’d rather buy this V8 toyota crown limo off a friend of mine who does importing in Oregon

Also, as long as you have it serviced regularly and don’t put it sideways into a wall on fire, you will almost certainly get out of it what you put in. Much like same-period Vette’s, these cars are likely at the bottom of their depreciation curve, and when Gen-X starts getting a bit older, they might become a hell of…

When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.

Dear Lexus can you please stop building so many ugly cars!

Signed a person with eyes.

P.S The L.C is sort of cool.

I mean, I heard the panel gaps were pretty big on the 3, but this is ridiculous.  

I see your Type-R and raise you a Bisimoto, complete with 1029 bhp.

I had to do my googles on this guy and holy shit how have I not heard of him?

Automatics are Bud Light. It’s technically beer, but its sole purpose is to be accessible to people who don’t like beer.

Urban millennial here, who is actually interested in buying a premium motorcycle in the next few years: Harleys are tainted in our demographic.

“give them a place to put their cigarette butts that aren’t a) flicked out of their window onto my car”

The disgusting cunts that do this are gonna do it no matter what. Litterbugs are awful. 

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