Red Barchetta needs more love. Yes, I know he mispronounced “barchetta” but a song that includes “shifting and drifting “ in the lyrics belongs.

The Wallflowers: One headlight

That’s gonna understeer like crazy.

Mt Washington says hi 

The problem is, GM keeps telling consumers what they want instead of listening to what consumers want. New flash GM, we didn’t want this thing, we wanted this one:

“I know what I have”

One of the least expensive automatics you can buy. In the right color, you can add a leather band to dress it up. But best of all, it shows the day of the week, so you always have the answer when you wonder whether it’s Tuesday or Wednesday or whether it even matters.

These are pure trash... stop trying so hard hipsters... a leCar now that’s cool but a straight up renault encore belongs back in the junk yard. I had a friend with one in high school (88-92) and it was garbage, everything in it was horrible quality, the engine was lawn mower-esque and the thing seemed to eat clutches…

Fucking sound tubes/boxes/speakers..

“Hey honey, gotta work on the car today. This should only take me an hour or so, and I’ve got everything I need already.”

Green is just awful, particularly that somewhere-between-lime-and-olive hue that was so popular in the late 60s. The interior looks like it should smell like pea soup or vomit.

The front fell off.

My wife has this habit of getting in the car and before turning it on, she gets out her phone to queue up music, directions, w/e. But that phone use has a tendency to expand into checking texts, returning texts, checking snapchat, facebook, etc. Dear god woman, turn on the car, it’s 100F in here and I can’t even crack…

I had to go back and look, I didn’t look very closely because I just don’t give a shit. And where did that picture come from? It’s not in the Craigslist ad.

That cop lit him up just to get him to move out of the left lane?

Anybody who has a problem with this should be IP blocked for eternity.

Actually, these are arguably the most desirable of Fox-body ragtops. Someone would pay $20k for a bubble-wrapped 100 mile example of this, easy. This piece of shit, not so much.

I daily drive a ‘15 GT in New York City. I have an automatic, because I’m not a masochist. Here are the pros and cons:

Yeah, it’s pretty rusty, but this looks like a serviceable winter beater that’ll last a few more years at least. I was thinking NP up until “mouse belts”.

200 is enough to have fun, but there are different types of 200.