Clint afforded to pay his wife’s cell phone bill because it’s a movie.

I would’ve at least expected Tim Ream to be caught out of position on this question.

Make the 82-year-old manager or GTFO, Mets.

One always attends a Jays game before moving. It’s a reliable way to remind yourself why you’re leaving and why that’s absolutely the right thing to do.

Bless this wholesome basketball dweeb

If Kyrie’s still undecided on whether to stay or leave, this insolent rookie may have just pushed him over the edge.

Uhh, a fan died from being hit in the head by a foul liner last summer? This slippery slope stuff is unnecessary. If players start hitting dangerous balls into the upper deck, we can revisit the issue.

Chris Paul’s major endorsement is with an insurance company, which is the most middle-aged dude thing you can do except maybe stanning for prostate exams

Counterpoint - my guidance counselor was awesome. I was super shy in high school, and she helped me figure out what schools might be good for me. She even suggested I look at a nearby school while visiting others and that’s where I ended up going.

I don’t know how I feel about this.

I go back and forth with those facebook friend requests. I get one from my former bullies every now and then and I think, “Am I still holding this grudge?” then I say, ‘hell yeah, if this request didn’t come with an apology, fuck them.” 

Here’s how you to respond to Mean Girl, and your message will show up in her regular messages because she requested you. (I tested it once.)

I mean...I haven’t done any work on my book in a year. My comments on Jez give me the delusion that I am actually not at a standstill.

I never “got” my Ph.D. diploma because Florida State University said I owed them $60 after I’d paid them tens of thousands, and I said I’d see them in hell.

I don't know why Roger would possibly be sad since he seems to be basically immortal. He has indiscriminate sex, does all of the drugs, and smokes like a chimney. He lives a life that half the characters in the show can't sustain (hell, the smokes alone killed Betty) with zero consequence. If it weren't for the fact…

My absolutely favorite is when he comes in after the bloodbath with the lawnmower and is just super casual about it while a janitor is using a squeegee to get the blood off of Pete’s office window and he just lights a cigarette and is like “Believe me, somewhere in this business? This has happened before.” He was the…

Maybe it’s from repetition of play on cable, but Iron Man 2 has grown on me. The ship feels like it’s sailed, but a return of Justin Hammer as suited (or bio-suited) bad guy - even if for an extended cameo - would be welcome.