I never thought Tiki Torches and Coolers would be caught up in political protests but here we are. How the fuck did we get here?

I bet Jose Mourinho would love to have a player like Salah on his team....or if not Salah maybe a Kevin DeBruyne.

I know popular sentiment might be with Ovechkin finally winning one but you have to remember he’s an unreserved Putin supporter. Sidney Crosby on the other hand, a true Canadian patriot, has almost certainly never voted so as not to offend anyone.

you have it half right. She punches him, then he runs off in the Thanoscopter.

The Sharon Stone allows the user to star in a series of steamy ‘90s erotic thrillers.

Here’s a hint: The pages of Drax’s copy of Hustler are stuck together with sap.

And finally, there’s Sly and the Family Stone. They’re not really superheroes, though. More just like everyday people. 

I’d disagree with the notion that both parties aren’t responsible for the tribal divisiveness of current politics. But I’d also argue that one party is just a wee bit more responsible than the other. 

Merrick Garland. Birtherism. ACA Death Panels. Cassandra Butts - nominee for ambassador to the Bahamas, who’s nomination was held up for 835 days, until the day she died. Benghazi. Swiftboating. 

Both sides are not the same.

He started out as a surly asshole, but his character grew. I thought Crawford was spectacular on that show. Always disappointing when an artist you admire turns out to be a douche in real life.

I’ve never watched the Lethal Weapon reboot, but he sure played the part of a surly asshole to a T on Rectify.

Man, I don’t know about Kriegerbird. Unless he’s just as adept at making BDSMbots, and is as passionate a fan of Rush, I feel like this is a step backwards for my favorite character. 

Well, he is now.

Being from Winnipeg, I love this movie. I owe it a debt of gratitude, too: once, when I’d just begun some arduous task assigned me by my parents (cleaning up crabapples in the yard, I think), the door opened and my dad popped his head out to shout “Come on inside! Phantom of the Paradise is on!” Only in Winnipeg.

Jessica Harper’s weird chicken dance really stays with you long after the movie is over.

I remember that undefeated season. It looked like they were playing downhill the whole time with extra players, while their opponents always looked exhausted and down a man. Talk about flow.

Some of that might have had to do with what they could get the rights to. Maybe a studio can’t do Spider-Man or Captain America because they’re tied up with Cannon, but hey the rights to The Shadow are available!

I am mixed about this. I’ve been supporting Arsenal for more than half my life, before Wenger came on board, but he revolutionized the English, and probably the world game. I know it was past time but he deserved much better than the amount of vitriol he got from the support. Fuck Arsenal Fan TV I refuse to click that…

There aren’t enough NES stories in the whole world for all the times DC sports teams shit the bed.