Cavs gave us Waiters Island and now Green Acres.

Well, it’s a conspiracy. Deadspin is a hive mind that hates your team, hometown, and political party, as well as you personally, and only ever writes stories about things you hate. Duh.

Um, Marlins Man did it, so by definition every Marlins fan could.

I like how the NBA has sort of organically embodied the ethos of “There’s no use in trying if you’re not the best.” It speaks to me.

Every time I see a picture of Adam Silver, it looks like he’s in the middle of a “We’re not so different, you and I, Mr. Bond” monologue.

I took that as “names you know even if you don’t follow wrestling, and one you might not”

Do they talk about how Samuel Beckett drove him to school, because the author of Waiting For Godot drove Andre the Giant to school. Best pop culture crossover of all time!

HA HA a Georgetown grad and a Duke grad had a friendly wager, this is the most relatable content!

He seems to have high basketball IQ, unlike a lot of the thugs who come out of Chicago or Detroit.

In NJPW, the main event is almost always the best match of the night. By contrast, the main event of Wrestlemania the last few years has been a mouth fart.

“Will Ohtani become the planet’s new God King?”

Higher Love is a classic, man.

Ohtani has been awesome, but I’ve seen the fickle nature of the public’s affection for a cool dog from outer space being added to an iconic cat-mouse duo before.

The part of your comment I have the most trouble believing is that anyone was watching the Padres game.

C’mon, it ain’t a movie night / Without the inclusion of...BLACK DY-NO-MITE!

Conor and a few others understood that part of the game already. But what we have here is “when keeping it fake goes wrong.”

I want to see a crew of Charles Oakley, Xavier McDaniel, and Ron Artest

Idea: train former players to be referees. KD would never ever pull this shit on Kevin Garnett

Also he should be pushed into a river to see if he sinks or floats and if he floats he should be burned at the stake.

Before we rush to judgement, who among us hasn’t called a ref a bitch ass motherfucker?