“How could I keep playing?” LaRoche told reporters. “They took away my youth.”

Heaven for the weather.

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

“Whatever” - Miguel Cabrera

Someone already got creative with Sergio Brown's Wikipedia entry.

My hope would be "Eva Mendes."

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