he ded.

...With a robot and an old man.

So, take the box.

Goddammit Otto!

I can only imagine how dangerous the "aero-cameraman" job was in 1919...

"What other race is a mascot!?" Ouch.

Science.

Oh yes, the famous Joe Paterno defense.

Phew! I read the first paragraph and then locked myself inside a hermetically sealed fallout shelter just in case. Haha. Suckers!

I, for one, welcome our new telemarketer overlords.

Stanford supports Obamacare because nobody at Stanford has to depend on Obamacare.

No worries. If you really want to amend it, there are errors littered throughout. But this section here especially caught my eye.

"Or" or "Of" that is the question. Were all the typos in the original article or did some poor Deadspin intern have to add them in later?

Fart.

Bitchin'

Where's the other duck, DuckDuckGo? What are you hiding!?

Best catch ever.

Given a vector valued function of F(x,y,z) = x² zi + y² xj + (y + 2z)k. What is