Andrés Mexico.

A new department supervisor used the same line on me once. “And by the way, I can tell you’re into theater. I think that’s just great. I mean, you’re a... theater guy, right?”

I always get the ‘I think it’s GREAT you all have your own parade! We went once a few years ago’ thing. Or, ‘We love gay clubs!’

Aww, that’s actually kinda adorable.

Wow.  I hope you did jazz hands to reward him for his generosity of spirit.

I just have to say we love fashion. Big month coming up for you guys, we luv that parade.

True, but keep in mind that the President only tapped into what was already there.

No fucking shit.

I hear when they finally caught him, he plead ‘Not Me’ in court.

They forgot to order in, so there was no salmon mousse!

Never forget Scott Adams posed as a fan of his on a message board.

What death didn’t show up?

Considering that this particular moron may cause thousands upon thousands of deaths, I’d be ok with the KJU method for him.

“Shut up, Meg.”

In the words of one of my very favorite bloggers and people: “Meghan McCain is a sentient trust fund that learned how to say “My father””. h/t @Ed Burmila and @GinandTacos

She started a line of camouflage that helps soldiers hide amongst my grandmother’s couch and throw pillows.

There are few women who can carry off a formal sofa cover like her!

Her husband is co-founder of The Federalist. So theoretically, we could stop talking about the man whose daughter she is, and start talking about the man whose wife she is. That’s an accomplishment right there!

Keep believing that you got on national TV because of your hard work and skills, Megs

Most days, he would work from home, post on the forums, then eventually dress — leather jacket, torn jeans, fingerless leather gloves — and take a walk around the village, silently cataloguing how many people glanced at him or returned a smile.