Honestly what is the point of creating a monster if you are able to control it?

I’m glad I decided to read through all of the winners because that’s how I found out that So You Think You Can Dance is still on the air.

Jason Bateman: “I won!”

Way to latch on the headfuckery part of being female. 

Life Hack: Constantly mispronounce “Bagel” in order to quickly identify narcissists who try to correct you.

There’s nothing actually wrong with what he said, just with the way what he said was quoted. I don’t think we should have much faith that his VP is going to get a fairer edit than he got here, which is pretty worrying.  It’s going to be a long 5 months with both progressive and conservative twitter snipping every…

Yeah, it’s really more a comment on the impact of social media and the internet on the speed and immediacy of the global flow of ideas than it is about either MLK or George Floyd as people.

Maybe read the entire quote before losing your shit?

So that isn’t what Biden actually said and I think you know that. this has been going on for a long time now- should your readers just assume whenever you talk about Biden you guys are lying? because that would save a ton of time for your responsible commenters who are correcting your petulant bullshit

He’s not wrong...

5 bucks say Hannity and Ainsley have a double sided mirror they shove between themselves while fucking for full enjoyment

Joe Biden almost called them “racist fucks” at a presser today. He paused for a bit and went with “folks” instead.  Hugely disappointed.

but two Hannity friends told me

Here’s the actual quote:

I’ll take Biden’s clumsy observation over this:

God forbid we include context. No, he must be cancelled because there is no possible way he could have been saying something deeper than one out-of-context sentence pulled from a speech.

Well it's interesting how the entire message changes when you have all the info.  

Please don’t take this the wrong way. I fully recognize how fast things can get weird when seemingly normal people get outside of their comfort/experience zone, as well as what a pain in the ass it can be to be on the receiving end of that.