Thanks Megs. Now go back and re-bury what’s left of your father’s remains. But not too deep, we wouldn’t want you to have to work too hard the next time you need to flog his corpse for your personal gain. 

But, its Klobachar’s story. Its what John McCain said to HER during the inauguration.

Yeah, well, if my dad’s legacy when it comes to presidential politics was Sarah Palin, I’d beg everyone to change the subject too.

“On behalf of the entire McCain family - I require a conversation with your manager that must end with a new carnitas bowl because this person discriminated against me by not heaping enough meat on her scoop.” 

“Please keep the name of John McCain, the long serving Senator from Arizona, out your mouth unless you’re praising him,” Meghan McCain. Never mind in his life he was a failed presidential candidate and forwarded such divisive politic issues at every turn, the last thing he wanted to be remembered for was fucking over…

Stunning, Trump regularly tells her family to eat shit but McCain and her husband make their coin off of supporting the goals of Trump’s administration therefore she can’t bring herself to even let others dunk on him.

“Please leave my father out of Presidential politics” is the sort of devastating self-inflicted burn I have come to love from Maghyn McCain.  

“Golub” ain’t no Earthling name I ever heard of!

your a alien

A genderswapped “Peep Show?”  That’s Numberwang!

I’m clocking in on three months, high five! Don’t let this shit push you back to old habits, we are worth so much more than people like this asshole want us to believe.

I suffer(ed)* from alcoholism tremors. IMO a doctored video cant quite capture how it looks. But mine was also quite severe near the time I quit again.

Stuff like this happens because each and every congressional district has a company within their borders that build things that go pew pew pew.

Macaques are very intelligent creatures. Off the top of my head while teaching in Delhi:

how is babby formed pretty cool guy doesn’t afraid of anything

Just created an account to say how much I loved this clip. I read, but I never comment. This made me want to , if only to say how after years of skimming this blog, your contributions have always been interesting . 

Here’s a fun, rare clip to disprove the idea that 1930s/40s stars didn’t appreciate Motown in the 60s. This is from Sammy Davis Jr’s tv variety show: the Andrews Sisters and the Supremes sing each other’s hits. (And both of their repertoires have held up)

Speaking as a lawnmower engine — two strokes! — tweeting during a stroke is not happening. What went wrong this time is that JewelryAnnie tried to operate the Tweeter Machine by himself while the Social Media Engineer was in the neseccary.