Well as long as libido is out for a bit, allow me to suggest a very special episode of Law and Order, Criminal Intent. It may explain the Conway feuding sexual dynamic.

Trump is the rear half of this stable’s genius...

Sometimes I wonder what the play is in the Conway marriage. George has become increasingly personal in his attacks and she’s just as strident (and illogical) in her defense and I can’t figure out what in the Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf world is going on.

Pelosi been swinging her balls in Trump’s face all day long and I’m loving it.

You beat me to it. Why on earth people seem to gravitate towards the theory of ‘everyone else is a gaping asshole, so why shouldn’t I get to be one too?’, I’ll just never understand.

You’re right, we should all act the same as the worst offender. That will definitely solve our climate and environmental issues.

Considering they went from "We have no idea" to an area roughly the size of Montana, I'd say that's a pretty good improvement. Plus they're not looking for rogue individuals spraying hairspray at the sky, they're looking for specific industrial factories.

I’m Actually Laughing at How Little Trump’s Campaign Cares About the Law

I am not body shaming; I'm expressing genuine concern. 

There’s a good reason she’s wearing that tulle pussy bow (and lots of other scarves and kerchiefs). I don’t know what it is, but she’s only 50 and I hope she recovers soon.

To be fair, she’s not used to thinking about the needs of other not-descended-from-John-McCain people.

Why does she dress like an 80 year old grandmother that lives in assisted living?!?!?! Is that shit by choice?

I think that’s the point. No matter who you are, if you’re watching The View— and if you are, you should already feel bad— you can always say to yourself, “Well, at least I’m not that screaming beanbag chair.”

Was Meghan running really late this morning? It almost looks like they dragged her onstage in her housecoat and curlers.

Umm, true, but we pronounce it “trote”

I work right across the street and I flip this building off like twice a day.

I just assumed this is where they were going.

I know, right?