Well as long as libido is out for a bit, allow me to suggest a very special episode of Law and Order, Criminal Intent. It may explain the Conway feuding sexual dynamic.

Trump is the rear half of this stable’s genius...

Sometimes I wonder what the play is in the Conway marriage. George has become increasingly personal in his attacks and she’s just as strident (and illogical) in her defense and I can’t figure out what in the Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf world is going on.

Pelosi been swinging her balls in Trump’s face all day long and I’m loving it.

I’m Actually Laughing at How Little Trump’s Campaign Cares About the Law

I am not body shaming; I'm expressing genuine concern. 

There’s a good reason she’s wearing that tulle pussy bow (and lots of other scarves and kerchiefs). I don’t know what it is, but she’s only 50 and I hope she recovers soon.

To be fair, she’s not used to thinking about the needs of other not-descended-from-John-McCain people.

Why does she dress like an 80 year old grandmother that lives in assisted living?!?!?! Is that shit by choice?

I think that’s the point. No matter who you are, if you’re watching The View— and if you are, you should already feel bad— you can always say to yourself, “Well, at least I’m not that screaming beanbag chair.”

Was Meghan running really late this morning? It almost looks like they dragged her onstage in her housecoat and curlers.

Umm, true, but we pronounce it “trote”

I work right across the street and I flip this building off like twice a day.

I just assumed this is where they were going.

I know, right?

Leslie Jones is everything. I can’t think of a single thing she’s ever said or done that I haven’t loved. Her refusal to be put in a box makes it easier for everyone else to break out of theirs. 

When DJ Kahled introduced “Lil Baby” I was more than a little disappointed that it wasn’t Bobby Moynihan rapping in a diaper.

Pete Davidson, human bagpipe drone