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Trump has preserved a lot more energy than most of those other candidates have over the course of their lives because he doesn’t work out.

weird I find the opposite to be true, I go like gang-busters down the stairs. Going up stairs has me wheezing like I’m climbing Everest

It’s not called Descension Millennium, bruh.

Wow. Just wow.

My three favorite things:

) The aforementioned angel with the knocked-off halo.

) The drummer whose sticks never make contact with the drums.

) THE HAT GUY WITH THE STRING ATTACHED WHO CAN’T STOP LAUGHING THAT THEY’RE STILL FILMING!!!

It’s just an awkward Goonies reference since it involved a treasure map and Sean Astin’s character had asthma, but the actual exchange seems to be meaningless.

Wow, how on earth did I miss this? I thought your comment was a little hacky with you saying Sean Astin and energy drink tents, etc. but I owe you an apology.

It’s like we get two Charlie Sheens in one lifetime.

I cant stop looking at his gloves.  He struggles to put them on finally leaving them where he could get them, half way down his palm.

Glad to be of service. It’s utter codswallop, but every time I watch it, I always find something terrible to laugh at that I haven’t seen before. I also enjoy the dance number where you can’t see anyone’s feet.

I feel like I just opened the Ark of the Covenant and had my face melted off.

I’m only watching this if it’s done as a continuous one-shot through his house and features him dressed as Michael Jackson for some reason, a chef in the kitchen working in the dark, a whole bunch of random energy drink ads in his backyard, and a whole slew of bored strippers he wants you to believe he’s banging.

A few years ago Warren was the magical unicorn woman they WOULD have voted for. Miraculously, now she’s a Hillary clone or being “desperate” talking about policy details better than everyone else. Hmmmm. Hate Hillary all you want, people, but she was light years better than our ither option. Now we have children dying…

But they have no problems with a woman being president. In fact they welcome it.

And yet he’s leading all polls, and has been for some time. This is fucking absurd. The guy is kicking off his campaign at the home of the CEO of the most hated corporation in America, has maaaaaany issues regarding women, and lost his first primary to Franklin Pierce.

It’s crazy to me how people go ape-shit over sales tax. Like, at my old company we used to have to send people from all over the country to help our retail stores in Texas during “tax free week” where there was no sales tax. So they could save 6.25%. Meanwhile, we’d have 20%, 30% off everything in the store sales…

Yes, Hillary (according to voters who didn’t like her) was a “shrill, dishonest, abrasive woman”. But Joe’s same tactics will be perceived as “strong, willful and leadership-quality!”

Can we stop with this “good old days” crap? The past was not better. Nostalgia is for suckers, chiefly because the past they’re “remembering” never actually happened. If their past was “better,” it was only because they were occupying a temporary socio-economic bubble, while studiously ignoring the suffering of those…

Hillary did (and does) not have a penis.

they’re visiting their investments