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Yeah, they “covered it” in a one sentence mention in Warren’s impeachment post. Astonishing how it didn’t warrant a several hundred word take down like folks like Clinton and Pelosi have been treated to for having the same opinion as Sanders...

Splinter 2017-March 2019: Impeachment is such a #Resistance grift! You can’t run on “NOT TRUMP!” Actually push for legislative action to affect change!

Also waffling on impeachment? Bernie Sanders, an actual candidate for 2020. Where’s the equivalent hit, Splinter?

“I like The Office” is just “RSTNL E” on Wheel of Fortune.

Half-assed stab at "I am hunter!"?

I drive for Uber on the weekends, and last summer, I gave a ride to these two almost impossibly stupid young women who did not shut up about what they were doing on their dating apps for the entire 20-minute ride. When I finally got them to the party they were going to, one of them sees a guy she’d been talking to on…

I’m not sure Meghan has figured out that she is the equivalent of click bait for a morning talk show. She really is an ass but people watch her mostly to see whether she will explode at any given moment. The big moments in her life so far as I can gather are: talking about her father, drinking, partying, marrying some…

You’re devastated. It’s a devastating human insult. 

As someone that uses Tinder, I can’t stand the basic girls unoriginal profile bio. “Must love dogs, The Office, brunch, I’ll lie about how we met, You can find me playing with the dog at a party, must love pizza, Rose all day, need a plus one for wedding season, looking for my swolemate, etc”

My 13 year old son started watching Friends, in order, on Netflix last month and it was very difficult for me not to tell him he’s not allowed to watch it because I think it will turn him stupid.

Nothing, but there’s a type of person who hold liking it as a defining character trait and that’s less than ideal.

you basic

He was a bomber pilot in Operation Rolling Thunder, where the lowest estimates say at least 30,000 civilians died (higher estimates well into the 100k+ range), so he almost definitely did.

He killed way more airplanes than people.

Can we just take a moment to recognize the savage genius of whatever producer at The View realized their only hope for mainstream relevance was to stoke McCain into a slightly-softened version of Ann Coulter? Without the weekly “stupid shit Megan McCain said” outrage porn in all the left-leaning news outlets, I…

Fair’s fair.

To be fair, her dad did suck ass at killing people.

“he KILLED PEOPLE WHOOPI!”