“But look at that outstretched [hand] and bright smile. Emma is a team player, and I like her.”
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Who knew, right?
Having diligently researched his IMDB page, I’d say this:
Does Ben Affleck have a large facial scar, or is that a pillowcase mark?
Alternately: twice in the last month I’ve been running errands with my sister, and salespeople/cashiers assumed we were husband and wife. And I’m gay, and she’s a lesbian. It’s the inside-out version of your creepy scenario. : /
He’s such a cockroach, visually.
Can we just dig a deep pit, toss Matt Lauer and Les Moonves in it, and come back in fifteen years or so and see how it panned out?
“Let’s work out a great deal!”
And a budget tanning salon.
It’s pronounced, “lye-berry.”
He hardly enjoys steak any more.
Alcohol-themed Mad Libs.
But the petulance, those few times she was wrong: she could be frightening.
“glory”
Anne Sacoolas, in a squeaky voice, after a nervous glance at John Daly, during which he manfully pursed his lips and leaned away from her: “Nooo...”
A monstrously huge high chair with a diapered, bespectacled Jay Olsen in it, and a slide trombone: wahhwahhhhhhhhwahhhhhhh.
Once a year, he scours factory floors to gather up all the leftover plastic parts that are stamped out of plastic Halloween masks to make eyeholes: $AVING$!
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