Yup. Textiles and boots.
“Helen Keller, I just want to say, we have Mike Pence reading a magazine about now, I just want to say, You have such lovely eyes, Helen! Good job!”
No, I am a boomer, making selfish, earth-ruinous choices and not retiring so that you have to live with your parents and eat avocado toast.
Yes.
See also: Walmart torchiere, Rent-A-Center chairs and tables. AKA the Men’s Divorce Apartment. Accessories not shown: dominant flat screen TV, and gaming console, socks.
I would soberly revere it.
You can almost see the ceiling slowly lowering, until it crushes them.
Justifiable window-covering euthanasia.
Jesus. With that bleak apartment, I’m surprised they’re not in a suicide pact; divorce seems reasonable.
God, I hope not.
What do you want them to do, something bizarre, like, I don’t know: tie a rope to his handcuffs and parade him through the town on horseback?
See also: Frisco, and The Big Easy.
Billionaires love Pete Buttigieg. Do any billionaires love you?
The leader of the free world, calling a specific FBI agent “psycho,” publicly.
“I believe choice starts in the bedroom.”