Aisha Tyler’s and David Schwimmer’s characters dated on Friends for a cumulative total of perhaps twenty-seven minutes.

Bet you’d take those stairs like nobody’s business if you only had a truck full of NEON energy drink in your back yard.

Why does Sean Astin exchange a torn treasure map for an asthma inhaler? I mean, why anything, but still. Is this a cultural reference I’m missing?

An ugly one, and an ever uglier one.

It’s interesting that he requires assistance/assistants to descend his own staircase, but has no problem ascending it.

I can’t wait for the day you learn that an apostrophe doesn’t indicate, “Here comes an S.”

Where in the Bible does it say to eschew all punctuation?

I started with sputtering, followed up with head shaking, and finally looked at the cat like WUT, and it felt pretty good.

High school student volunteering as a theater usher because he didn’t get cast in the school play, and got his usher uniform from the rejected wardrobe bin.

That’s odd, it seemed so tasteful.

He recently lost on “Celebrity” Big Brother, so there’s that.

Ugh. And did she claim in an interview that she hoped someone would consequently flog her grim death for profit, decades later?

The director’s next project is (not making this up) The Murder of Nicole Brown Simpson, so fuck him endlessly in the ear.

I think she looks like actor Rip Torn.

YOU LOSE!!!

She looks as though she eats human flesh.

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ITS VINYL FOR YOUR EYES, MANNNN.

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“Some of my best friends are invisible.”