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Frasier is sentenced to a country club prison for insider trading, where he starts an inmate opera company and becomes the Creative Director. The felons are allowed to tour (by bus, staying in motels) so that they may perform at high schools and community colleges, using their student orchestras. Frasier chooses to

My identification with being picked last. 

I’m not proud of it, but those two lonely, left-behind stuffed animals make me want to cry.

Like a gritty copper penny found jammed in the back corner of the drawer of the used behemoth desk now assigned to you, a weird tingling feeling originating in your elbow that radiates to your ring finger, making it twitch ever since Tuesday, or a rain-soaked catalog of garden supplies intended largely for seniors, a

Like a gritty copper penny found jammed in the back corner of the drawer of the used behemoth desk now assigned to

About thirty years ago on a trip to Manhattan, I stopped into a store in the Village that sold movie memorabilia. I was looking for some lobby cards for Rosemary’s Baby. I had an extensive collection of Rosemary ephemera, and had started dating a guy who was also into the movie and was envious of my Mexican Rosemary

Just sent them $100. Thanks for the link.

Surprisingly, he does like green eggs and ham, and Sam I Am is jubilant.

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Just once, I want someone to look at him and say, “What the fuck is wrong with you? Besides that wonky eye. I mean spiritually, fundamentally.”

Awww, sorry. You got a Ted Cruz.

He’s essentially a Baby Trump.

That’s our future President Logan Paul you’re tormenting.

We already have that.

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Ick. He’s such an Osmond.

It really transcends the “theater experience.” It’s so personal and raw. I still get goosebumps reading it.

I saw an amazing production of For Colored Girls... at the Mixed Blood Theater in Minneapolis when I was about twenty, and I was stunned for weeks. It’s a truly original work, a life-changer, and should be shown in every high school.

Wow, the closing credits: it took seemingly eight hundred people to make that mess each week. And this particular episode was directed by Richard Donner, of The Omen and Lethal Weapons 1-3 fame.

Weirdly, I don’t think Catholicism made me more guilt-prone, as much as I really brought new levels of guilt to the game. I would have been super-scrupulous if I’d been raised by pirates. I was just a middle-aged child unknowingly performing Death of a Salesman in small towns throughout the Midwest. Ugly cardigans and

When I was seven, I stole a novelty pencil eraser from the supermarket checkout lane when my mom wasn’t looking. It was in the shape of one of The Banana Splits, a Hanna-Barbera cartoon I didn’t watch and wasn’t familiar with.