“...which could lose holders up to 70 percent of their money.”

They told us that same-sex marriage would ruin society, and we just wouldn’t listen. Wedding cakes with two grooms: what do you expect?

“Perhaps they could save money and lives by teaching kids an old-fashioned lesson: life isn’t always easy.”

You’re not clever, or interesting. Your greatest fear is true.

Hi. I’m a man. Have been for 50+ years.

Okay, D’val Westphal: what does the semi-transparent pigeon represent?

Also, it seems assumptive to assign tears on the part of women in the courtroom/woman jurors to any sort of sympathy, let alone mourning for “his bright future in law enforcement.” I sometimes cry under stressful situations, whether I like it or not, and I also often cry from a sense of relief at the end of an ordeal.

And since it knew that, why didn’t they ask it any other questions? They pretty much put it up on a shelf and ignored it, once it handily (!) saved their asses.

La Bearettes, Fancy Eagles, Teeny Raiders, Lacey Patriots, Delicate Spartans, Bitsy Giants, Polite Warriors, Sitdown Tinklers. Duh. OPEN UR MIIIIIND

These photos always make me realize that he views the sun as competing with him for attention. He has to make the situation about himself, his brave, unshielded willingness to call out the sun, put it on notice for the cameras.

Yep. Someone says “outside the box” which makes them think of box lunches, which makes them think of cold roast beef sandwiches, which are never any good in box lunches, which makes them think of a good, warm French dip with melted gruyere, which makes them dissatisfied and restless and inclined to blurt agreement to…

Why...? hmmm. Why is the one on the right, the one using his papers to hide the fact that he has to go tinkle, holding a comically oversized glove in each hand, in a way that suggests that it’s an accomplishment for him, somehow?

Come on now. He can’t even enjoy eating a steak any more.

Yyyyup.

SO HELP ME I WILL PULL THIS COUNTRY OVER DON’T TEST ME

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