See also: “it’s so hot, but guess what, it’s really cold and you’re delirious,” and “this train only takes you back to the dollhouse station where the big hand delights in fucking with you.”

I’m presently compiling a list of people who I wish would eat laundry detergent.

As a former photostylist and art director, this is driving me crazy.

It’s clearly an homage to this:

Encil Aldort.

That’s what people are saying, I don’t know. That’s what people tell me, what can I say. I got a lotta calls about it, people are talking about how very, very sports I am, more than Crooked Hillary, who couldn’t RUN a winning campaign.

Call them “OMG IRL 😂💄👚👙👠🕶🍔🍦🛍🏧😂!!!”

I, for one, would really like to see Last Man Standing brought back, and see Tim Allen revel in his triumphant return to network television.

New Presidential Library concept: former presidents should have to adopt an existing public library, and fund it from their own checking accounts. And keep it swept/vacuumed, daily, like adopting a swath of freeway.

She’s lovely, but this look is unfortunate.

At one of those “Married to the Mob”stores, like Icing, or Claire’s Boutique. Or TJ Maxx.

Yes! Come sit by me.

It occurred to me last week that barring impeachment/imprisonment, Trump will eventually get a Presidential Library. And I was angry for three consecutive days.

I figured out it wasn’t good for me. None of this is, but baby steps, you know? FWIW: ❤️

I am so unbelievably disappointed in myself for laughing aloud at that.

Not to mention, between the two of them, Wahlberg has significantly more penis.

I bet if they sold a version for $5 more that had a solid black cover, they’d clean up.

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