I don’t really understand this at all, but I smiled sardonically and starred it so I’d seem smarter and edumacated.

She thinks she’s still shouting her lines on Taxi.

Fresh tagliatelle is the best for anything ever, no exceptions. Best with lumber: tagliatelle. Best with itchy wool: tagliatelle. Best with city council meetings: tagliatelle.

It goes a long way toward explaining her manic facial expressions and tendency to look as though she’s going to jump out of her skin at any moment.

You’d think, but no. She does have the, “I’m so nice I can’t even hold my head up straight,” thing going on, though. And access to Patricia Heaton’s Season 1 of Everybody Loves Raymond Unthreatening-Themed wardrobe.

Maybe corporations should just pray for higher profits, rather than receiving tax cuts. God’s will, and all that.

“It’s just satire, c’mon.”

Years ago, he was interviewed on CNN, and he ranted about how pissed off he was that consultants he’d hired made him switch from canned mushrooms to fresh mushrooms, because in his opinion, CANNED MUSHROOMS TASTE SO MUCH BETTER. Canned. Mushrooms.

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I’m kind of okay with it, in that it’ll look for all the world like masses of old white people yelling, “CUNT CUNT CUNT” at His Orangeness.

The one where Nazis are mainstream and defended by the President. : (

“If they got the sex-ed I did, they think you have a fully formed mini-baby that just gets bigger and bigger until it can’t fit anymore and has to come out.” 

“If the heartbeat is detected, the baby is protected,” King said.

A friend has “POOP” on his bathroom wall. I approve, even thought it comes off a bit bossy.

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Also:

If I could throw lightning bolts, my arms would be so fucking exhausted by now.

Just Jack.