“You know what I like, I like senators that don’t have to go to the hospital.”

Quick, use it fast, because apres l’ondee is going to use it a lot. Everything is a competition.

I hope you and Babylegs live in different cities, or this is never going to work.

I do not like this wig. It is vaguely Zolciakian.

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The poor guy is staying in a suite at the same hotel in which he was traumatically shot by a mass murderer, and they’re holding huge meetings in the rooms that he’s staying in. While a security guard (his own profession) stares at him. Why not make him clean his own blood stains off the hallway carpet? He’s not doing…

Dont Look Now. Creepier than it is scary, and beautifully morbid. Venice in Winter! Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie at their prettiest! The scariest stuff is in this trailer.

Why, this week alone, she showcased such luminaries as Valerie Bertinelli and Valerie Bertinelli.

Amazon has it, but only seasons 1 and 5-10. And it’s $20 a season.

God closes a door and opens a wonderful streaming window.

They both speak as if they were trying to rearrange the placement of their teeth with their lips and air out their uvulas, simultaneously and discreetly.

Let’s buy her this for Christmas! (From Black Santa.)

I am mortified at how invested I am in their relationship. I just watched Goren’s farewell episode, and I was way too moved. They had great chemistry. Kathryn Erbe’s perpetually strained patience and regard was so dear. It’s like she was partnered with an actual highly intelligent circus bear and decided it was…

I sent it to a friend in the FBI. She owed me a favor.

Yup. He isn’t even finished yet. He needs to go back into the lust oven for a few years.

The Sharon Stone thing is a good thing. The only good thing, imo. He’s such a zygote.

I know it’ll never sink in for him, but that horrible, panicky night he finally just had, when he was emailing his colleagues, realizing that his life was fucked: that’s how he made women feel every damn day.

Ick.

He’s pasty, unripe in the same way that that Englort Onsle kid is, and he looks like an adolescent male version of Sharon Stone.