I think we just read one.

Now let’s discuss what percentage of violent crimes are committed by men, and get prescriptive about that.

I love this so much. You should run a band of her unnatural hair color across the top for full effect.

If you shoot up while you’re in the pantry, it’s Heroin Chic.

NWG bless you.

The passive/head-tilting/just pour the poison right into my skull please sort of good-natured passivity that is required to endure this “show.”

I grew up in apartments, so I always avoided heel-walking, AKA “stomping like an elephant” as it was referred to, growing up in my family.

A heavily/precisely pleated skirt is a weird choice for someone who is going to be sitting down a lot.

Black Santa is absolutely bringing Megyn nothing but chicken skin for Christmas, now.

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Plus, wouldn’t it be smarter to get really, really big? Like thirty or forty feet tall, so the bullets would only sting a little, and then reach down and pinch the gun away from the shooter’s wee little grip?

If there was a just and fair God, Megyn Kelly would be on QVC.

Les Moonves had him sprung just in time.

She always makes me think of the Sharon Stone character in Total Recall.

If he does though, I’m definitely going to blame you, now.

Thank you! It was so Mad Libs.