I NEVER asked for the anal probe.

She’s going for the Téa Leoni Gold.

Admittedly, one of the more minor of his crimes, but still, of course he does this.

If it was fucking prescribed, insurance-laundered Ativan, it’d be respectable, though.

❤️❤️❤️

Jean Smart is the best. Her turn last year in Fargo should’ve received an Emmy, if it was a just and fair world.

And wee Joseph Gordon-Levitt as the kid from school that DJ couldn’t stand.

I LOVE THIS AND YOU.

Riding silently along with my mom to “the phone company” offices at 4:45 pm on the day the bill was due in order to prevent the phone being disconnected, with a check that was going to bounce, but it would get us through the weekend.

Mile long yellow kitchen phone cord. Plastic paper napkin holder that lived in the middle of the kitchen table. Ground beef as a main ingredient of everything, except when it was canned tuna. Jello was exciting. Onion salt was exotic and used sparingly. All furniture was aimed at the TV. Coats hanging in the living…

Just like the Olsen twins: the quieter, introverted one plays the serious scenes, and the outgoing one plays the comedic scenes.

I recall that there was a Mary McDonough/Jean Smart version that was a waste of two very talented people.

Thank you, Seymour Glass in the elevator in Florida.

Long as they pretty, we don’t care.

I don’t know how to prove it to you. : /

I had a boss once (Fortune 50 company) who came back from Brazil raving about the friendly, warm bathroom attendants she encountered, and how lovely the restaurant bathrooms were. When I pointed out it seemed like a terrible job (standing around, smelling piss all day and handing out towels to the wealthy) she said,…

What possible motivation could he have, other than the one described here? Did he think she’d get a raise? Employee of the Month? A muffin basket?

All jokes aside, that looks like a really aggressive way to hold a horse? Why isn’t he holding the reins like a normal person?

And her boss was a crabby old fucker. Lloyd Nolan, grousing and pissing and moaning alla time. She had the patience of an exasperated saint: he was always wrong, and she’d just sigh, and let shit play out.