Even inanimate bodies as they plummet at great speed from the sky?

I SO GET IT, lady dragonfly.

Your mom is unusual.

Anne Hathaway remembers.

Ouch. Seems extreme.

Note that her objects are accessories, because she’s a gal. His objects are for getting her phone number.

Smart Stretch Jacket 3027 Woman has Diagnosis: Scoliosis.

The male doctor can hold objects, while the woman doctor can only make weird Barbie hand gestures.

Awntcare. Love her best.

“As has been the case with Comic Sans MS, graphic designers including Costello* himself have often criticized Papyrus for being overused.”

Beatty even turned the card toward her, which she interpreted as suggesting she read it aloud. Of course, we now know that he was showing her the card in a WTF way, but she’d have no way of knowing that. Plenty of things to hold against Dunaway, but you’re right, this ain’t one.

...yoga flyers, aromatherapy, holistic veterinarians, psychics, antiques, church suppers and pancake breakfasts, handmade jewelry, homeopathy, and anything remotely woo-woo.

You and Sickofit should just make out, already. Get a timeshare in Florida, collect Lladro together.

You, specifically you, can’t get hired for a government job because you are a delusional, illiterate freak.

As a gay man who has no time for the faux nationalism of professional sports, I know you do. And man, does it ever tire me out.

And ask how he compared.

hi, tho.

The coffee is mediocre: I mean, there are about 200 varieties/brands you can purchase, but they’re all pretty much grocery store shelf quality. Newman’s, Folgers, etc.

...preventing it from being used to manufacture epiPens and asthma inhalers for poor children with lethal allergies.