He just oozes sincerity.

I think that was during the “engaged to Julia Roberts” stage, and if so, all is forgiven because...

I thought it was “glamorous.” I must have been one truly weird kid. You, too.

I admire their wily determination, and sense of self-preservation. Not to mention energy level.

I wish.

Yeah, but they're different as night and day.

My mom woke me up late one Saturday night when I was about twelve, because this necklace scene from VotD was about to come on, and she considered it a rite of passage to snicker at it. I watched the rest of the movie with her, and loved it.

Have you watched it lately? It’s so creepy/misogynist/of that era. Alejandro Rey snickering about smacking his wife around (she was like, hey: he’s Latin!), Ken Berry’s wife repeatedly stating that he was a terrible miser, liked no one, and wouldn’t leave the house in the evenings or allow her to, and Sally Field’s…

Bert Convy was seriously considered to play Barnabus Collins on Dark Shadows!

Plus, isn’t “Big Pharma” just capitalism at its finest? Shouldn’t they love Big Pharma as a “market solution”?

Your sister and mine: oy with the stubborn.

I signed as Robert Goulet.

Yeah, I can “handle” your scorching hot take. I just think it's ignorant and judgmental.

That's where I'll be, unquestionably.

Right. And they don’t fly into it, swim into it, gravitate into it, or melt into it. So what’s your point?

(Former art director. Have friends that can do it by looking at a model’s pupils.)

Barbara would like to speak with you about some cultural appropriation.

“...descend into autism...”