Like this would ever happen again with any anonymous CUV turd every car has become. There’s not a car made anyone gives a shit about anymore, they’re all soulless appliances with big screens.

Oh bless your heart (jokes!)

Excellent reference, my good sir.

Should have just named it “Mechanical Turk” and been done with it. 

In three years, Toyotadyne will become the largest supplier of basketball computer systems. All power forwards are upgraded with Basketdyne computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they dribble with a perfect operational record. The Toyotanet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online August 4th, 1997.…

This guy attorneys

A review of Goodson’s phone revealed she had searched online “can I have a gun in my suitcase?” and set a calendar entry with a note reminding her to “put gun in suitcase”.

How exactly would it NOT hurt the owner. He is out $42k in product, product that typically has a very slim margin

They do teach it, people just do not pay attention.

The length of the loan is forever, because the customer is going to do the same thing again long before it’s paid off.

The guy is trying to buy a ~$90k car while being $29k underwater and only has $7500 to put down. Assuming a 6.5% car tax (this is a guess) and a 10% interest rate (no way this guy is in single digits), you hit that $2500 with 60 months of payments.

“Can’t park it, fit it on the streets, charge it, get it worked on, or get the software to work, had to give it baby bumpers, and people are constantly pointing and laughing at me.
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Still love the truck.”

I think the point is that the salt was used for another purpose before it became a waste product that is only used for melting snow. 

Yeah, I can see the possibility of him not surviving, but he still landed, alive or not.

(In all seriousness, they think he may well have died in the landing. He jumped with a parachute that couldn’t be steered into the PNW woods at night)

And going too fast as well.

“Still love the truck”

Maybe it’s just me, but I’m starting to think that this Elon guy isn’t such a good dude.

“Still love the truck though!”

With what they spent on the cheapest used Lambo and the cheapest duct tape, I could pay off my mortgage and my truck loan and still have ~$60k left over.