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I would expect a fellow Jalop to know about zipper merging.

And where, exactly, do you think those corporate profits come from?

This photo tastes like drinking from a garden hose.

Some of my favorites: Unread, One Click, Love Janessa, Stolen Hearts, all of the 'Dr. Death' series, The Girlfriends, The Pit, Dear Alana, Violation, and Betrayal.

Keep going. I'll keep subscribing. These are great. Scamanda sounds especially captivating. I'm getting ready to take a trip that will involve 40 hours of internet-less travel and I'm trying to stock up on long-form stories like these.

The last paragraph in the article addresses this specifically.

She sure leans heavily on the “next” part of “Thank U Next”. You know what's nice? Being single for a goddamn minute.

Nutritional yeast will help add to the savoriness of the sauce, a forkfull of sauerkraut or miso paste will give it some funk, and 2 teaspoons of tapioca starch will improve the texture and give it some stretch. I make this recipe ALL the time.

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Can we stop referring to people as “mothers” and “fathers” due only to a pregnancy? I understand that Fiengo already has a child and is a mother, but just because a person (who doesn’t already have a child) is pregnant doesn’t mean that they will become a mother, and just because a person contributes sperm that…

Optional: Roast the peppers by halving them and roasting in the oven, on rimmed cookie sheets, at 400℉ for 15-20 minutes, until brown and blistered. Remove the skins and then pour off the tomatoes and liquid so it can cool. If you prefer to use raw tomatoes instead, skip this step.

I laughed.

I recently discovered that my college-attending son can get a Spotify student account for $6 per month and it comes with free Hulu (with ads) access.

My thoughts exactly. Just put 2 pieces of bread, stacked on top of each other, through the toaster oven or together in the wide slot of a regular toaster. The toasted part prevents the fillings from making the bread soggy and your mouth gets the soft, untoasted side. Win/win.

[...] and you can pick one up right now for $50, 10% off the $500 list price.

• Your roundtrip flight from New York (JFK) to Europe and back (FACT CHECK)

I wouldn’t put a hot dish on a mouse pad, which are normally made of foam and polyester and other materials that melt and also smell bad when melting.

I heartily concur.

“Henson said defending her write to privacy as part of the lawsuit is a noble pursuit for a veteran."