Best deal - a wrap designed to look like brushed stainless steel. 

So it will not conquer a planet of adhesives.

Meanwhile, my old Mitsubishi Mighty Max was in a hail storm that did $70,000 worth of damage to my house and didn't even get a dent. ;)

I don’t feel the slightest bit of sympathy for Deploreon Cybertruck owners.

The Cybertruck shenanigans have exhausted my supplies of snark and schadenfreude.

Well, I know it sounds biased to make fun of the owners of these ridiculous monstrosities, but ferrous fair. 

Stainless covered by whatever = oxygen starvation = “crevice” corrosion.

I’m confused...we’re butthurt that we don’t have vehicles that are total trash and look like a trash bin?

“Just pay me $8 grand for another wrap... problem solved!

I would call it schadenfreude, but that’s probably too big of a foreign word for you.

Given how easy they are to break, I think calling them a “trolling rollmobile” might be more accurate!

Get out of here and take your well-developed understanding of physics with you, this is Trump’s America now. Those aren’t stains. They’re MAGA Marks, they’re supposed to be there, and anyone who doesn’t have them is a beta cuck or whatever they like to call everyone they don’t like these days.

I’d say the car came pre-ruined, but that is just me.

Something something messed around and are finding out. Sounds a lot like what’s going to happen over the next few years.

I want to feel sympathy for these people. I want to be a good person and look past our differences, acknowledging that everyone has different tastes and that’s okay. But...

Maybe don’t buy a rolling trollmobile and this wouldn’t happen.

Is there anyone in Trump’s orbit whose life has not turned into an upside-down shitstorm? Seems like everyone who sold their souls for him have all wound up bankrupt, in jail, or just general pariahs. FAFO.

All the guy had to do was quietly go into retirement and move on. He’d forever be remembered as the hero mayor of NYC during 9/11 who was the face of a national tragedy unlike anything we’d seen. Showing true grit, moral fiber in the face of comments from Saudi leadership (and the refusal of a $10 million donation…

Musk will have his citizenship pulled at the same time Trump is put in jail.... or as you said, never.

Apply the law.  I am so fucking sick of billionaires and celebs and uber rich assholes pulling shit that the rest of us get the book thrown at us for.  He lied on his form?  Pull his citizenship.  He knew he was lying....then his political contributions are illegal.  Prosecute him.