Whenever Musk is talking about population stuff, you gotta remember to substitute “people” with “white people from Western countries” and it’ll all make perfect sense. This is just old-fashioned white supremacist eugenics that’s thinly veiled behind some science-y language to make it more palatable.

I’ve really never understood ANY concern over declining birthrates. Humanity isn’t a company that needs to be more profitable every year to justify its existence. Objectively, what would be a bigger problem is if our population were to outpace the ability of the planet to sustain human life. Which would be the logical…

It’s not terribly surprising that some Tesla fanboys are also turd polishing enthusiasts.

the 1,500-mile truck also has 24-inch GPC V1 wheels rapped in 35-inch tires

So 8 billion is not enough, eh?  Anyone want to tell this to fish stocks, pollution monitors, microplastic researchers, or anyone driving through LA at pretty much any time during the day?

Exactly. Musk’s obsession with having more kids (as long as they’re white and in the west) has three parts:

Given how the rear end of these travesties is slightly tipped out at the top, it appears to be at the perfect angle that when you’re driving an actual car and following the Tesla at night, your headlights will blasting right back at you. Fair statement? If so, I’d call that aspect of this Origami Truck good reason to…

Fuck Elon Mush, he’s a POS.

I’m seriously surprised it isn’t illegal to do this. It’s like driving around with a giant mirror stuck to your car. Surely it breaks some kind of law, no? 

My god, could her business be more cliched?

Fuck that. There are far too many asshole customers across the board, and employees are told that they just have to take whatever shit customers give them. Don’t want an employee losing their shit on you? Then don’t be an asshole customer. It’s not complicated.

If someone is trying to attack, hiding behind a window is not much deterrent. Raging at them with a hammer is a pretty good deterrent.

Are you the type of chucklefuck that complains about drink prices at the strip club? That is essentially what bikini coffee shops are. This dude is a tool. Now I am curious if you are as well.....

White turtle neck with backwards cap and ironic sunglasses and regular whiner about the coffee price he is pulling up to (the bikini coffee house?!) to buy gets a hammer through his windshield? I’m ok with this.

The fact that it’s a bikini/Hooters-style shop is KIND OF IMPORTANT TO THE STORY, WRITER. At least in helping readers realize that the customer is, you know...that guy.

Crowdsource the legal bills, Emma, I’m very much in.

He essentially threatened to kill her. I’m cool with what she did. Was it a risk? Of course it was, but she must have been seething with rage after all she had been through from this guy in the past.

“Help us, Siri, we’re suddenly lost in the ocean!”

Maine is Cold Florida

You have to admit Crushstation is pretty clever. Too bad they seem to have used up all their brain cells after coming up with that name.