Nailed it.

I’ve said before that Tesla’s biggest advantage was the Supercharger network, but since that’s been opened up to anyone, people who want an EV are no longer funneled to Tesla.

Episode 2: Watch My Scooter Car Burst Into Flames

Damn. Harry Potter fell on hard times.

Wife dodged at least one bullet.

Don’t do what Donny Don’t Does.

Of all the things annoying about this guy, it’s the ‘nice try Buttercup’ that gets me the most.  May your CT be plagued by all of the common issues

I don’t understand - shouldn’t he have been applauded as a hero, due to all of the lives his loud pipes saved?

Social media is his income. He probably makes enough in views that the fines won’t deter him.

“I think everyone should view the confederate flag as a 100% racist symbol, and people have no excuses to ignore this.”

Do yourself a favor: Stand on that. The rest of what you typed was just “some stuff” to allow space for some of the people who were in your life growing up to not be thaaaaaat racist.

We’re not closer…

My favorite Confederate flag trivia is that it was never even the flag of The Confederacy.

Might be the single worst combination of words I’ve ever seen. 

Elon has gone full Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, Trump University, etc. The grift never ends because there’s a sucker born every minute.

“The truck tried to murder me today after it broke down on my first drive. Totally my fault though, still love Tesla!”

“I’m very pleased.”

“above and beyond” = Teslastan for doing the bare minimum, and only when insisting in public.

There’s a lot of “But why” going on in that gif but is that a half ass battering ram for a bumper?!

Some sun, sand and salt air should make all of his problems go away. 

There once was a man from Nantucket

In his defense, he was looking for a girl he once knew there, who had quite a reputation from what I’ve heard!