Well... the guy who made Clerks 3 should know a thing or two about a fool’s errand.

You’ve got as much chance of being asked as Kevin smith does. 

More like Halloween Sucks, amirite?

Every week: “Weekend Update, for the 5,000th consecutive episode, failed to deliver razor-sharp, Pulitzer-worthy political commentary, which I continue to expect for some reason. I’m deeply disappointed that SNL continues not to do a thing it has never, ever tried to do.” 

Yeah, but why was he trashing it? Usually it was for not parroting whatever he thought was the only correct opinion about whatever political issue.

You might say it moved him... TO A BIGGER HOUSE!

appearing as himself (or a wax statue of himself) on TV shows: If there was a joke to Coolio’s latter day career, it was one he appeared to be in on.

#JusticeforJudyGreerFans

Monster Energy.

“That True 90's Frustration” sounds like a great 90's cover band.

Is it Better than Ezra?

Starring Tilda Swinton as Ezra Miller.

Or the twelve apostles? 

Three of them we’ll never see before 12:55 AM......

Disney will devour us all.

At least we finally got an answer to that Zen koan.

Wait. They televised the Emmy’s on the Monday of opening weekend of the NFL and the ratings weren’t all that great? I mean, I get it, a lot of you aren’t into “sportsball” or whatever but, um, you are aware other people exist, right?  And they add to the numbers of people who watch things?

Would it be so bad if they did another “all-star” one-off season of previously established comedic personalities?

Weaponized Spielberg?

Spielbergian schmaltz this concentrated should be classified as a munition.