Per BrooklynVegan, earlier this week, frontman Rivers Cuomo announced that their upcoming Broadway shows will exist only in dreams

There’s no way that’s not Jay Johnston in disguise.

Ric Ocasek coulda got it to stage.  Maybe.  Ya know, the guy who made Weezer.  

I don’t know if a try hard has ever lived who tried harder than Rivers Cuomo.

the 90s were a long time ago. Nobody listens to adult contemporary anymore.

He’s going to do Seuss next and turn Cat in the Hat into a 27-part miniseries.

Damn there’s just an endless pipeline of 22-25 year old white actresses

can’t wait to see her do that one expression she does in endless closeups

I just want to know how they managed to not have this starring Finn Wolfhard

Yup. I also remember when he passed out moist towelettes at the Port Authority Bus Terminal to welcome people to NYC. All while having no idea where to place the microphone.

But I would miss the AVClub’s stock headlines for each episode: “[Insert celebrity name] Isn’t Enough to Save a Middling SNL.”

“A game MwFuller can’t save a tepid AV Club comment section”

I am so tired of people comparing this to Stranger Things. No one has superpowers, you’re not being smacked in the face with Coke product placement, there’s no underworld monsters or Russian agents, like honestly other than a single episode being set in the 80s and a group of kids riding bikes (something, I’m pretty…

In the interest of sticking with practical effects, he’ll be detonating a real bomb

I think this teaser bears that out.  The dialogue at the end is unintelligible.

Just mash this up with “Gotta Light” from Twin Peaks: The Return!

Not one word of dialogue will be intelligible thanks to Nolan’s bizarre fixation on mixing dialogue out of scenes with dialogue, of course.

“Barry, this entire playlist is nothing but GWAR. Are you sure about this?”

Oh man, this one hurts. He was always so great in everything, and iconic in a bunch of things from my youth (Sark! Evil! Gorkon! Madred!). I’ll miss him.